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Hello Bastards

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Once lost to the sands of time, we have reanimated and rehydrated this classic slab of wax! No longer mummified in the dry legends of an obscure, thirsty tribe, the Hello Bastards LP roams the earth once again! Embrace the movement or flee in terror, the choice is yours! Three paths lay before you: Mysterious Mint, Gruesome Green, and Blank Stare White... how will you live your adventure?